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HOME | FILMS | REVIEWS Yellow Film Review average rating is 4 out of 5 Critic: Jason Knight | Posted on: May 16, 2023 Directed by: Elham Ehsas Written by: Elham Ehsas Starring: Afsaneh Dehrouyeh, Ahmad Jan Mano, Elham Ehsas In August 2021, the Taliban overtook Afghanistan. This short drama explores the aftermath. It is a busy market in Kabul and a young woman (Dehrouyeh) is looking to purchase her first chadari. He enters a clothing shop and requests one from the assistant (Ehsas). He helps her make the right choice, gives her advice and is quite helpful. She does not seem to be fond of the garment and appears to realise that her life is changing. This film is about a turning point in a woman's life, following the Taliban's conquest of Afghanistan. It is obvious that it is the first time she is wearing a chadari, as she does not know how to put it on, which highlights the change that she is going through. Through her eyes, the audience sees a procedure that many women in Afghanistan are going through: getting a chadari for the first time and entering a new stage in their life. The screenplay calmly examines the procedures that the heroine undertakes in order to obtain a chadari and thus (in some ways) go through a transformation and become another person, a person who the Taliban approve of. The film dramatically points out some of the effects of the Taliban takeover. One is the degradation of women, which is explored through Dehrouyeh's character and a television news broadcast about the strict laws applied by the Taliban regarding women wearing a chadari. Another is the banning of music, which is briefly shown through Ehsas' character. One part that stands out is a dance scene that feels almost magical thanks to slow motion and creative editing by Ehsas and Ross Leppard. Director of photography Yiannis Manolopoulos does a great job with the cinematography and commendations go to Jessica Holme for the costumes. An effective point-of-view shot places the viewer in the heroine's position, helping them feel how she feels. This film is a poignant and hard-hitting commentary about the Taliban's seizure of Afghanistan, how it affects the people of that country, particularly women. It provides an insight into the current situation, painting a bleak vision of the future. About the Film Critic Jason Knight Short Film, World Cinema < All Reviews Next Film Review >

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HOME | FILMS | REVIEWS Influencer Film Review average rating is 4 out of 5 Critic: Jason Knight | Posted on: Feb 3, 2024 Directed by: Kurtis David Harder Written by: Kurtis David Harder, Tesh Guttikonda Starring: Cassandra Naud, Emily Tennant, Rory J Saper, Sara Canning A young woman murders online influencers in Thailand and steals their money. This feature-length thriller has a screenplay that moves from one character to the other. It begins with an American online celebrity named Madison (Tennant) who travels to Thailand for business as well as leisure. There she meets CW (Naud), another foreign woman and the two of them form a friendship. However, Madison's hotel room is burgled and her passport is stolen. Stranded in Thailand while she waits for a temporary passport, CW offers to take her on a tour around the country. CW's true intentions are brought to light when she takes Madison to a remote small island via boat and leaves her there to die. As CW pursues her next victim, another online celebrity named Jessica (Canning), things get complicated with the unexpected arrival of Ryan (Saper), Madison's boyfriend. As mentioned the story goes from one character to another, allowing the viewers to see the events from their perspective, kind of like Psycho . Initially, it is assumed that Madison is the main character, then she falls victim to CW's vile scheme and things then focus on exploring how she takes over her victims' online accounts in order to acquire their money and how she searches for new ones through social media, eventually choosing Jessica and trying to lure her into another trap. Then Ryan shows up and the audience follows him as he starts being a detective, attempting to locate Madison. As well as being a story about a criminal and her victims, the film explores the world of online influencers and points out the dangers of being a social media celebrity, how people can find out information about them and use them in order to commit fraud. CW makes a rather intriguing character and she is played superbly by Naud. A foreigner living in Thailand, preying on online influencers so she can gain their trust, murder them and get their money. She is basically a loner and a ruthless, cunning and remorseless individual living a life of luxury due to her crimes. It should be pointed out that the opening credits do not begin until approximately twenty-five minutes after the film has started. This is not necessarily a negative thing, just unusual and therefore awkward. The feature is supported significantly by Harder's skilful directing that includes some wonderful establishing shots that reveal the beauty of Thailand and David Schuurman's stunning cinematography is a big plus. This is a dark story about murder, deception and cybercrime. It is an entertaining psychological thriller whose highest qualities are the suspense, the interesting plot and Naud's character. About the Film Critic Jason Knight Indie Feature Film < All Reviews Next Film Review >

HOME | FILMS | REVIEWS The Fall Guy Film Review average rating is 3 out of 5 Critic: Hope Madden | Posted on: May 2, 2024 Directed by: David Leitch Written by: Drew Pearce, Glen A. Larson Starring: Ryan Gosling, Emily Blunt, Aaron Taylor-Johnson From the first notes of the Kiss classic playing behind a montage of stunt moments across cinema’s recent history, The Fall Guy defines itself as a love story. This movie loves stunt performers. And why not? It’s pretty clever in getting audiences on board by casting maybe the most lovable movie star working today, Ryan Gosling, as Colt Seavers, hapless stuntman. (Yes, that is the same name used by Lee Majors in the kitschy 80s TV detective show, but mercifully the PI angle is dropped for the feature.) Colt, longtime stunt double for megastar Tom Ryder (Aaron Taylor-Johnson), is smitten with the camera operator on his latest film. But an accident takes him out of the stunt game and out of Jody’s (Emily Blunt) life. That is, until producer Gail (Hannah Waddingham) comes calling: Ryder’s missing and Colt must fill in on set or Jody’s first film as a director, Metalstorm , will go bust. When David Leitch made his feature directing debut in 2017 with Atomic Blonde , his decades in stunt work and stunt coordination showed. His instinct was not just to string together one fascinating piece of stunt choreography after another (though he did do that). He took advantage of his cast’s natural physical abilities to help sell the action. And where Charlize Theron is grace, strength and ability, Gosling and Blunt are goofy and adorable. That’s the vibe from start to finish. The leads share a sweet, infectious chemistry. Winston Duke is underused but fun as Metalstorm ’s stunt coordinator and Colt’s bestie, and Taylor-Johnson’s full-blown McConaughey riff is a riot. The film has some glaring problems, though. The Fall Guy’s heart is not really in its plot, and that’s fine. But at a full and noticeable 2 hours, the film needed to prune. The opening third of the film could easily lose 15 minutes because the sheer chemistry between Blunt and Gosling carries the love story without the heavy and lengthy exposition. It’s too long and it feels it, but there’s still much to be delighted by. The set pieces are fun, funny, practical and quite impressive. And they lead to a climax that lets a full cast of stunt performers and technicians just go to town. The Fall Guy is not the most memorable way to spend two hours and 9 minutes (you will want to stick it out through the credits, BTW), but it is mindless—if overlong—fun. About the Film Critic Hope Madden Theatrical Release < All Reviews Next Film Review >

HOME | FILMS | REVIEWS Emily Film Review average rating is 4 out of 5 Critic: Hope Madden | Posted on: Feb 22, 2023 Directed by: Frances O'Connor Written by: Frances O'Connor Starring: Emma Mackey, Oliver Jackson-Cohen, Fionn Whitehead Wuthering Heights was always a conundrum of Gothic literature. It is mean, its tragedies ugly, its heroes selfish and boorish. It’s a dark and misanthropic piece of fiction often mistaken as romance. Lucky for all of us, Frances O’Connor appreciates the twisted nastiness of the novel and suggests a vividly unusual inner life for its author in her feature debut, Emily. Emma Mackey stars with an understated but authentic weirdness as the misfit Brontë sister. Emily doesn’t seem suited for teaching, or for much of anything. The stories she tells are childish and they embarrass her sisters, and she won’t let anyone read what she’s writing. She seems to disappoint everyone around her except her brother, Branwell (Fionn Whitehead). In O’Connor’s loose biopic, Emily finds the space to explore once her sisters are gone off to teach and she is alone with Branwell. The filmmaker slyly inserts memorable scenes from Brontë’s novel as moments, here more innocent, between brother and sister. These moments work on many levels, but mainly because writers draw from their own lives. The dynamic complicates and Emily’s transformation deepens as an unexpected, almost involuntary suiter comes into the picture. Untethered by the judgments of her sisters, Emily is free to determine her own course and the journey is intoxicating to witness. Mackey glows as her character slowly, finally comes into her own, giving us a dimensional, tender and delicately genius young woman you yearn to know better. Whitehead charms in a slightly underwritten but nonetheless poignant role. Oliver Jackson-Cohen – so different than the unrelenting narcissist of The Invisible Man – delivers the greatest arc of any character as assistant parson William. His performance is never showy, but moments of vulnerability give the film its heartbeat and heartbreak. O’Connor breathes life with all its chaos, misery and joy into the Brontës’ 19th century. Emily feels less like the vision of a newcomer than the product of a passionate kindred spirit. About the Film Critic Hope Madden Theatrical Release < All Reviews Next Film Review >

HOME | FILMS | REVIEWS Genocidium Film Review average rating is 1 out of 5 Critic: Alasdair MacRae | Posted on: Jul 14, 2022 Directed by: Alexandre David Lejuez Written by: Alexandre David Lejuez Starring: Eva Langlet, Alexandre David Lejuez CONTENT WARNING: Rape, Suicide. When Angèle (Eva Langlet) leaves the house one day without a face mask she is kidnapped by a killer known as The Dictator (Alexandre David Lejuez). Once held captive in his dingy loft The Dictator then forces a mask onto her and proceeds to torture and rape her. In the intervals between torture, Angèle fantasizes about her death, be it by her own hand or by her captor. What director Alexandre David Lejuez presents here is anti-mask, anti-vax rhetoric in a wrapping of misogynistic violence. He seems to conflate the needs of the public health system with genocide, religious persecution, and martyrdom. The film opens with a quote from political philosopher and Holocaust survivor Hannah Arendt, as if the Holocaust and wearing a face mask are comparable!? From there Lejuez, fittingly both playing The Dictator and being the film’s director, forces Angèle to be sick in her own mask, beats her repeatedly, and engages in a prolonged rape scene that lasts for five whole minutes. Then after seeing Angèle die many violent deaths we are left with the closing image of Christ on the cross. Staggering. To be clear Genocidium is not challenging or culturally significant like the films associated with New French Extremity. Nor does it have the constructs of a Lars Von Trier or Michael Haneke film. And it does not meet the grade of lo-fi pulp that is associated with Rob Zombie. It is simply a flimsy and insulting allegory shot mostly at a Dutch angle and accompanied by classical music in order to disguise itself as being capable of containing a credible idea. Watch the trailer here . About the Film Critic Alasdair MacRae Indie Feature Film < All Reviews Next Film Review >

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HOME | FILMS | REVIEWS Naughties Film Review average rating is 3 out of 5 Critic: Joe Beck | Posted on: Nov 30, 2023 Directed by: Olivia D'Lima Written by: Olivia D'Lima Starring: Olivia D'Lima, Nalân Burgess, Conor Tahir Humans have a tendency to look back at the past with hazy eyes that remember it as a far better time than it actually was. This is because it is a safe place, no matter the hardships, one which has passed and in which we can revel in the memories of a supposedly glorious yesterday. Each generation tends to have their own nostalgic lens through which they view the age in which they were adolescents, and this in turn permeates the cultural zeitgeist, bringing ideas thought to be lost to the bowels of time back to the forefront of popular culture. ‘Naughties’, is, as the title suggest, a nostalgic view of the 2000s, though in truth, it falls flat in depicting the period, let down by an overall lack of focus in its writing. In recent years, jettisoned by the seismic impact of ‘Stranger Things’, nostalgic romanticism has largely focused on the 1980s, with films such as ‘It’, ‘Everybody Wants Some’, and ‘Top Gun: Maverick’, following suit and taking us back in time. To a lesser, but nonetheless growing extent, both the 90s and the 00s have enjoyed similar revivals in popular culture, as those who grew up and matured in those decades have come to an age in which they can significantly alter what is popular in wider society. The revival of flip phones (albeit at a much higher level of technology), pleated skirts and cargo pants point to the comeback of 2000s trends, and ‘Naughties’, a web series - itself an extremely 2000s concept - reflects that. ‘Naughties’ follow teenage girl Olivia (Olivia D’Lima) across six mini episodes that depict her fairly exciting life growing up in the 2000s. Nothing, extraordinary happens during these six episodes, but for a school age teenager, these are definitely some of the cherry picked memorable best moments. Throughout these six episodes, Olivia goes through something of a journey of self discovery around herself and her body, with episode one beginning with her engaged in a web chat with a man on the Internet, who wants to webcam and see her naked. There’s also insecurities over the size of her breasts, questions over the legitimacy of female masturbation, and mixed feelings over what she’s attracted too. All this with plenty of shouting at her mother, normally over her barging into her room, as parents are bound to do. Whilst such a narrative through line across the six episodes is good and helps the viewer associate to a greater extent with Olivia as a character, it only has an impact on three episodes of the narrative - the first, last, and an episode in the middle - and thus the other episodes feel like filler, which you should not have in a six episode web series in which episodes are three minutes, and are irrelevant towards Olivia’s overall arc. Nevertheless, Olivia D’Lima’s directing shows moments of creativity that outstrip the ability of her writing and makes a scene in which she is pretending to drink and smoke, just about tolerable enough to get through. ‘Naughties’ is a glimpse into the past through rose-tinted glasses, a nostalgia burst which shows promise in some areas, but is otherwise let down by both its format, which was left in the era in which it is set for a reason, and by inconsistent writing. About the Film Critic Joe Beck Web Series < All Reviews Next Film Review >

HOME | FILMS | REVIEWS Decrypted Film Review average rating is 3 out of 5 Critic: Jason Knight | Posted on: Nov 4, 2021 Directed by: Tom Sands Written by: Mick Sands Starring: Sophia Myles, David Hoflin, Don Gilet, Akie Kotabe, Talisa Garcia, Clive Francis, Amanda Abbington, Kevin McNally Members of the National Security Agency kidnap the creator of Bitcoin and bring him to an apartment for interrogation. However, things do not go according to plan, leading to outrageous consequences. Due to the issues it might cause in the financial world, the Trump administration categorizes its developer as a terrorist and the NSA takes action. Special officer Beth Barnes (Myles) and captain Buck Johnson (Hoflin) have been assigned to capture Satoshi Nakamoto (Kotabe), the man who created Bitcoin and extract valuable information from him that will eliminate cryptocurrencies. In London, Nakamoto and his associate Sofia (Garcia) are taken by Barnes and Johnson and brought to an apartment, where they plan to make them cooperate. Unbeknown to them, they are being spied on by two members of the MI5, who are staying in the building opposite them. The two NSA members report their progress to Colonel Pike (McNally), who is in the United States. The mission swiftly goes downhill as Johnson finds himself unable to resist Sofia and loses his patience with Nakamoto. Eventually, the people in the apartment are injected with a substance that makes them tell the truth, leading to all sorts of shenanigans. Most of the story in this adult dark comedy takes place inside the London apartment, following the situation as it spirals out of control. The operation begins OK, then Johnson's behaviour turns things around, as he becomes sexually involved with Sofia and viciously beats Nakamoto and repeatedly waterboards him. The administration of the truth serum drugs is what leads the story to its catastrophic conclusion. It should be mentioned that this movie is not for sensitive viewers. There is often very strong language, a very strong sex scene and a great deal of sex talk. The part where Nakamoto is assaulted and tortured might be quite upsetting to some. The protagonists deliver entertaining performances as mostly awkward individuals. Hoflin's character is the one who steals the show with his over-the-top performance as a person who ignores his mission and is more interested in pursuing his sexual desires and goes berserk as he attempts to make Nakamoto talk. Myles is the one who is focused on her duty and tries to keep it together. McNally also has an interesting role as a nervous military man who is constantly sitting at his desk, trying to put together a miniature battleship. Recognition also goes to Francis who plays a resident of the building where the interrogation is taking place and finds himself getting caught in the middle of it. Haydn West develops wonderful cinematography that works particularly well during the flashbacks. Richard Morson makes a great contribution with the music that is dramatic, atmospheric, tense, mesmerising and entertaining. Decrypted is not for everyone. It contains a lot of profanity and a great deal of dialogue about sex. One could also argue that the film is a bit overlong. Nevertheless, those who enjoy dark and adult humour will probably not be disappointed. About the Film Critic Jason Knight Digital / DVD Release, Indie Feature Film < All Reviews Next Film Review >

HOME | FILMS | REVIEWS Phantom of the Open Film Review average rating is 3 out of 5 Critic: Brian Penn | Posted on: Mar 19, 2022 Directed by: Craig Roberts Written by: Simon Farnaby, Scott Murray Starring: Mark Rylance, Sally Hawkins, Rhys Ifans Mark Twain once called it a good walk spoilt; Roger Daltrey thought it was an old boy's game. An unknown wag once explained the rules 'You hit the ball as far as you can, and if you find it the same day you've won'. However you define that dark world inhabited by loud trousers and scary jumpers, golf has a never ending fascination for those who see it as much more than a game. True stories about British eccentrics are arriving by the shed load on the big screen; but where Phantom of the Open fits on the quality scale is open to debate. It tells the true story of Maurice Flitcroft (Mark Rylance), a soon to be unemployed crane driver who decides not only to take up golf but enter for the British Open. His enthusiastic wife Jean (Sally Hawkins) completes the entry form and inadvertently ticks 'professional'. Through a series administrative errors he ends up in the qualifying rounds of the Open in 1976. Course official Keith Mackenzie (Rhys Ifans) is far from convinced and keeps a close eye on him. It was the year golf found its first rock star in Severiano Ballesteros who would finish 2nd that year. But it was a different story for Flitcroft who shot the worst round in Open history. He quickly attained cult status and would inveigle his way into subsequent championships. For a film badged as a comedy drama it has few laugh out loud moments. It feels like an extended sketch from Little Britain as a befuddled Flitcroft explains his philosophy of life. This often backfires as he looks like a simpleton and Flitcroft in real life was anything but. The closing titles feature real clips and show him as more assertive than the character portrayed in the film. The pseudo Forrest Gump routine comes undone far too easily as he slips into caricature. With balls and clubs flying in multiple directions there is a level of slapstick that defeats the narrative. However, the film is saved by the charming performances of Rylance and Hawkins. A banging 70s soundtrack pins down the era and brings back a flood of happy memories. The portrayal of Maurice Flitcroft invites the audience to laugh at him too frequently for my liking, but this remains a highly likeable and watchable film. About the Film Critic Brian Penn Theatrical Release < All Reviews Next Film Review >

HOME | FILMS | REVIEWS Dhulo (The Scapegoat) Film Review average rating is 5 out of 5 Critic: Joe Beck | Posted on: Jan 3, 2023 Directed by: Tathagata Ghosh Written by: Tathagata Ghosh Starring: Payel Rakshit, Shimli Basu, Bimal Giri, Ali Akram The India we see in ‘Dhulo (The Scapegoat)’ may appear distant and unrecognisable to our western eyes, which, for the most part, thankfully see a world of religious and racial unity, where people are treated equally irrespective of gender or sexuality. As we progress towards that heady idealised society we, unforgivably, tend to ignore the fractured and prejudiced religious situation in countries such as India. ‘Dhulo (The Scapegoat)’ is a painful film to watch, but only because it does such a remarkably good job of highlighting the current climate of hostility and persecution towards Muslims in India. The film begins with a shot of a decapitated goat’s head on the ground - highlighting the central plot device in the opening frame ensures that the viewer is instantly hooked to the outcome of the story, filled with questions as to how, and why, the goat’s head lies on the ground. Perhaps even more decisively the first person we see isn’t a persecuted Muslim, rather it is Neeta Dutta (Payel Rakshit), wife to the villain of the film. Most of the film follows Neeta, as she seeks to reconcile the religious divisions with a local Muslim family, leading to boiling tensions with her abusive husband (Bimal Giri). Neeta is a likeable protagonist, good-hearted yet repressed by her husband, she nonetheless tries to help a Muslim couple, of which the woman, Topu (Shimli Basu) is pregnant. Indeed, it is Neeta who alerts the couple to the fate of their goat, and comforts Topu, offering food and support. Of course, we quickly realise that Neeta is in serious need of support herself, as her husband violently abuses her. In a country where the patriarchy is still very much upheld this is a plight that many women undoubtedly continue to find themselves in. On the radio, there is a broadcast from the Indian prime minister in which he adamantly defends the Citizenship Amendment Bill (which was passed in 2019 and has been labelled a ‘clear violation’ of ‘international human rights law’ by Amnesty International India). The PM says that the bill isn’t discriminatory and that there are no detention centres, declaring that any accusations otherwise are all a manufactured lie against his governance. That is the state of religious tensions in India, with the Hindu nationalist party in power, and enforcing ever more stringent measures against Muslims. In early 2022 the founder of the Genocide Watch group warned of an impending genocide of Muslims in India. As a rallying call for unity in the face of ever-growing tension, ‘Dhulo’ is provocative, raw, and, at times, heartfelt. Writer-director Tathagata Ghosh passionately addresses the issue, but doesn’t rely purely on the audience’s morals to create a moving picture. Ghosh’s direction is wonderfully effective, from close-ups of tear-stricken faces, to wider shots of the landscape. He perhaps best demonstrates his technical ability when using a handheld POV shot, though not the most significant to the plot, it exhilarates the viewer. Ghosh’s script is muscular, blending a critique of religious persecutions with an equally damning critique of the patriarchy. It is the women, repressed by their husbands in different ways, who are ultimately the central figures to the plot and the driving forces of unity. ‘Dhulo (The Scapegoat) is an illuminating film, highlighting the growing issues in India today with a technical prowess befitting a more experienced filmmaker. It is an important film, yes for its performances and direction, but more so because of the context in which it is released. As we begin a new year full of hope, we should consider that not all are afforded that same luxury. About the Film Critic Joe Beck Short Film < All Reviews Next Film Review >