The Odyssemen

When Christopher Nolan took a look at the competition that his blockbuster Odyssey was likely to be compared with this summer, he will have no doubt circled Spider-Man, Moana or Toy Story as his greatest opposition. He probably didn’t account for a small, student-created microbudget project starring a cast of semen, but if you somehow stumble across The Odyssemen whilst looking for the ancient epic, you will find a bizarre, yet against-the-odds charmingly obscure short film.

After their cellular divisional split births them as meiosisters, Orchis (Clara McGough) and Semes (Daniel Adams) find themselves in the strange, barren land of Test, where the annual Testy Festy is well underway. This festival harkens the journey of the sperm to heaven, but a mysterious sister by the name of Seed (Lujane Yacoub) warns that the journey is a lie. An alternative path ahead is offered by ‘The Great Jac’ – an event that could lead to a civil war. But which side will the sisters fall on?

The Odyssemen is an upstart short film that manages to use the appearance of a gross-out comedy to explore much deeper questions about humanity, faith and belief. Whilst the absurdity of a cast of sperm in human form (dressed proudly in painter’s coveralls) or some fine use of word-play (the ‘phallus palace’ an obvious yet amusing example), the themes that are behind the inner and external conflicts that affect the characters are drive their motives and curiosities are much more salient. The struggle with going against ones most potent and sacred of beliefs, pushing back against values that have become corrupted or misguided, or defying the gods whose orders have always been followed would not look out of place in Nolan’s epic. And where there is ultimately a limit on how far director Minh Ngo can dig with this within timing and budget limitations, it is quite impressive how comfortably more serious concepts are able to be introduced to the world.

The film is spoken in a Shakespearian dialogue throughout its runtime, coupled with monolithic, monk-like chanting from the sperm hordes as they await ‘salvation’. The chanting in particular, coupled with the haunting red landscape gives an unnerving alien feel to events. Despite being set within the human body, there are distinct sci-fi flavours at play amidst the old-world overlays. Whilst the Olde English verbiage threatens to become trite in moments, it is nicely counter-weighted by these unearthly settings that place us in a timeless space, created uncertainty in the viewer as to what fate belies the sperm (even in those of us who have knowledge of the anatomy…).

There are moments in which the film loses its way. The characters or Orchis and Semes do not carry enough distinction to really stand out as unique or memorable – with the film instead relying on its absurd concept to stand out. Once one adjusts to this as normal, some of the problems with the plot’s ability to sustain the concept become clearer, and stronger storytelling would have benefitted the audience’s appreciation for the two paths ahead of the heroes. There is also an awful lot going on in the 20-minute runtime, and simplifying the events given the limitations at play may have meant the overall experience would land with more vigour from a story-perspective.

Yet when put against its $250-million namesake, there is a triumph in The Odyssemen, which no doubt is the result of an epic journey in its own right.