Sorry We're Closed

A long-term couple struggling to keep the spark alive in their relationship decide to embark upon a night of ill-advised spontaneity, breaking into their local fish and chip shop to have themselves a late-night supper.

Jacob (Muyunda) and Olivia (Bentley) have settled into coupled-up life. They understand each other really well and know each other inside out, meaning that there’s not an awful lot of surprises going on in their lives anymore. On a typical night in, Jacob has fallen asleep on the couch and Olivia is trying her best to cajole him into some sort of action by making pinpointed jokes about his energy levels and the lack of any sort of ambition in his life. She seems to think that he’s the problem without ever actually realising that she’s a miserable, hen-pecking, shrew.

Trying his best to keep the peace in the face of insistent emotional abuse, Jacob listens to Olivia’s entreaties and agrees to accompany her to the local chip shop for the chance of some late-night fried food, all the while knowing it to be already shut. Lo-and-behold, as they rock up to the chippy, the door’s shut and the lights are off, meaning that fish is back off the menu. This, of course, causes another argument, where Olivia has another go at Jacob and as soon as he defends himself, gets all upset and huffy and goes off to pout by herself at the side of the road. All seems to be lost, until Jacob manages to bust the door open, and they decide to make themselves a slap-up meal without anyone else knowing. Despite the illegality of what they’re doing, Olivia brightens up when she gets what she wants, and they set about frying themselves some nice fish for their supper.

Set in the town of Beeston in Nottinghamshire, in the real-world location of Gill’s Fish and Chip Shop, and presented as a comedy/drama, Sorry We’re Closed is a quintessential British story of getting yourself into difficult situations. At the constant beratement of his partner, Jacob knows that what he’s doing is wrong, but still goes through with it to make her happy, inviting us to share in their low-key crime as they try to fix the issues in their relationship. It is this excruciating extra-mile, into uncharted waters, that allows Sorry We’re Closed to aim for British classics like Only Fools and Horses, or Fawlty Towers, as we watch with one eye closed, knowing that things will never end well for our plucky, unhappy couple.

Writer/director, Jonathan Hawes, keeps us up-close and personal with the couple in their more intimate moments, most of which are when they are aggravating one another, and uses hand-held motion to retain the feeling that we are walking with them along their path, as they search out their future together. We are invited into their space and their lives, with snippets of dialogue reaching into their past to furnish us with some idea of where their shared animosity might come from. This works pretty well in keeping everything grounded and low-key but also stops there from being any sort of cinematic vision that could be attributed to the scenario.

The acting from both leads is fairly decent, selling enough of their character to be believable, but when Olivia is situated as such a horrible human being it’s hard to become invested in anything that she wants in the story. When the chip shop owner turns up, too, his delivery is not so great and the short scene becomes very am-dram in its aspect until the shock twist. Thankfully, the production value comes through, especially in David Rubenstein’s accompanying score, and the whole film knits together as a viable relationship drama. Unfortunately, the comedy aspect never really gets off the ground, and any jokes made by the couple are just thinly-veiled digs at one another and so don’t raise a smile from the audience, with no out-and-out humour appearing anywhere along the way.

There is plenty to be said in Hawes’ scenario, about life, love, and the fragility of long-term relationships, and while we as the audience are party to the mistakes and lessons learned along the way from the bad decisions that are made, this never translates to the characters, who are oblivious to any harm done. This makes it difficult to support the couple on their journey, and in the end we’d probably rather see them get their just desserts instead of a fresh fish supper.